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Illustrious Garden Of The Human Mind

from Wait! What? by Calum Carlyle

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You're gonna be green,
Your flowers will bloom and
People will say "how nice"
You're gonna be seen
In your garden with your
homemade prosthetic device

Because your limbs are old and wonky
But your garden's a sight to see
Now you've employed a donkey
And a troupe of performing fleas!

You're gonna be high,
on your Siamese carpet
It's magic, so it won't let you fall
You're gonna be seen
Round the country with a
Smile on your face for us all

Because your mind is not so linear
But your garden's a sight to see
Though you're looking a little bit skinnier
You should have fish and chips for your tea

Don't mind me


from Wait! What?, released August 31, 2013


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I'm a musician and songwriter from Orkney, now based in Edinburgh. Have a listen to some of my music, i hope you enjoy it!

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