You're gonna be green,
Your flowers will bloom and
People will say "how nice"
You're gonna be seen
In your garden with your
homemade prosthetic device
Because your limbs are old and wonky
But your garden's a sight to see
Now you've employed a donkey
And a troupe of performing fleas!
You're gonna be high,
on your Siamese carpet
It's magic, so it won't let you fall
You're gonna be seen
Round the country with a
Smile on your face for us all
Because your mind is not so linear
But your garden's a sight to see
Though you're looking a little bit skinnier
You should have fish and chips for your tea