In Hospital

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When you're in hospital
they make you pee in a cup
But it can be quite difficult
It just climbs back up

And there are all sorts of reasons
Why you can't get it out
But when you want a flood
All you get is a drought!

So pee before you go
No one needs to know
Because you never can establish a flow
In a hospital

When you're in hospital
You have to order your meals
On a card the day before
And somehow nothing appeals

And you get to wear a nightgown
With a slit up the back
So if you're in hospital
Everyone sees your crack!

But pee before you go
No one needs to know
Because you never can establish a flow
In a hospital

And i hope you get well soon
We'll all be over the moon
We were sorry to hear that you
Were in hospital

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from Wait! What?, released August 31, 2013

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I'm a musician and songwriter from Orkney, now based in Edinburgh. Have a listen to some of my music, i hope you enjoy it!

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