Dear Sir

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Dear sir,
Thank you for your letter,
We think it's important
What you had to say

We try
Our best to make sure
All our products reach the highest
Standards today

And we're sorry you were unsatisfied
And we're sorry your item broke
And we hope you'll accept these vouchers
In lieu of compensation

Dear sir,
We take it very seriously
When a customer
Lets us know what's wrong

We regret
Our service was so bad
That you put it
Into a song

And we're sorry you were unsatisfied...

'Cos it's a tricky situation
Of course we can't refund the money that you lost
So in lieu of compensation
Here are some vouchers to cover the cost
Never mind the mental anguish
Or the travel, or the time
You don't seem to be physically damaged
So really, everything's fine

Everything's fine
In lieu of compensation

Dear sir

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from Wait! What?, released August 31, 2013

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Calum Carlyle Edinburgh, UK

I'm a musician and songwriter from Orkney, now based in Edinburgh. Have a listen to some of my music, i hope you enjoy it!

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